As we come to an end in exams, let’s look at some of the best exam quotes that will make you laugh no matter how stress you are, as well as make you remember what you should remember and forget whatever you should be forgetting!
From some of the best and funniest lectures:
What happens when your teacher tells you…
“A convertible is a convertible because it is a convertible.”
“say someone offers you one cent per month for rent DON'T ACCEPT that DEROGATORY OFFER instead say SCREW YOU”
An error message appears during the middle of a lecture. The Prof frowns and says, “always be persistent. if there appears to be an error window on the presentation, click it constantly till it goes away.” And he starts clicking furiously…
Who is more stress? Student or Tutor? Tutor: “Curn-Sumers have a winning-niece to pay for a bandoe of goods and we can er.. study this by looking at their dii-mend-de curve. It is very sing-per actually, like when you are hand-gry, you want to eat everything so de badly, the more the badder. Izat right? Can you anderstand me? No? Jeeeee-sus! We have a little crap here.”
Teacher: “next time you go to a shopping centre you have to make a decision. Would you like to shop at harvey norman or best donkey?” Student: "Is that a new outlet?"
Best quotes from Students:
“Maybe I'll sleep on my notes because the concentration gradient is steep enough for it to osmosize in!!”
“Options & Futures juz didnt give me the Option to have much Future..”
Note: The above are true life experiences but meant for just entertainment and should not be taken seriously.
------it all takes the courage to believe------ ; {1:11 PM}
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